That’s actually true. It’s not spelled like that, but technically, yes — just like Hulk Hogan — Payne is my middle name.

Growing up I was jealous of girls who had beautiful, romantic middle names like Elizabeth or Dahlia or Bess. But after years of drunken pub stories, I realized how ridiculous it would be for any of those girls to shout in a threatening manner: “You better not mess with me! My middle name is Bess!”

What does this have to do with my copywriting abilities? Not much. But I hope you’ve enjoyed a short story and a quick chuckle. That’s the type of copy I like to produce, so if you need something like that, I’m the wrestler writer for you.

Pain is my middle name.

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Rachel Kador is an independent writer living in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Originally from the USA, she moved to Denmark to pursue her dream of training horses and accidentally got into business school. She has over ten years of professional experience within international tech, SaaS, and B2B marketing.

She holds a BA in English from the University of Massachusetts Amherst and an MSc in Business Administration and Information Systems (eBusiness) from Copenhagen Business School.